An Iowa mom of three has started a petition to readjust the lyrics of Mickey computer mouse Clubhouse’s popular finishing number come something that doesn’t “support animal cruelty” or “encourage toxic eating habits.”

Kayla Verr claims she is “fed up” (but, “Oh God, not literally; i would never ever eat that garbage!”) through “The warm Dog Dance” and also everything it represents.

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“Hot dogs are the epitome of pet maltreatment,” states Verr, a diehard vegan. “There space all species of ground-up pets in there: cows, pigs, mechanically be separated poultry. It’s sick. Downright evil, really.”

“And climate you’ve obtained the mental irony of words itself: warm DOG. I mean, Goofy’s a canine, because that God’s sake. I recognize he’s no the sharpest Mouseketool in the box, yet surely also he realizes what he’s being forced to dance to. Disney is basically promoting cannibalism.”

“I’m beginning this petition for all the innocent youngsters who are being exposed to this atrocity. Clear my children don’t watch it—they’re restricted to 30 minute of TV a month, and also we just watch Veggietales—but ns can’t manage how various other parents raise your kids.


“No, really, ns can’t. I’ve tried.”

Verr is at this time facing several harassment suits that were filed in an answer to a “trick-or-trauma” project she ran critical month. Basically, she and her youngsters went door come door with gigantic trash bags, bullying parents until they i agreeed to throw away every their pet crackers and Pepperidge farm yard Goldfish.

“Animals need to not be presented as ‘food’ to impressionable kids. Not in any kind of form,” she says. “It puts the end the wrong idea. I simply wish much more parents evaluate the integrity, morality, and unmatched beauty, beauty of vegetables.”

Verr, who sports a 1.5 carrots engagement ring (That’s no a typo. Verr has 1.5 carrots—dried, compressed, and preserved in a small glass sphere—banded to she finger), claims she simply wants the text of “The warm Dog Dance” adjusted to something much more vegan-friendly.


“Of course, I’d rather the present just be cancelled altogether, however I tried that already, and also all it gained me was an organized toddler riot. That, and a bunch of angry parents throwing tomatoes at my house. We didn’t want to check out all those beautiful heirlooms go to waste, so we had spaghetti and tofu balls several nights in a row.”


Verr trust this petition will be much more successful since she’s “simply asking for a couple of words to it is in changed.”

“So then ns was going to go v ‘The eggplant Dance,’ which has a yes, really nice ring come it. But when I began singing it, ns realized it could not it is in the ideal idea: Eggplant, eggplant, eggplantity-plant. It is a most ‘eggs.’ I would hope many adults realize the eggplant is a vegetable, but I can see whereby it could send children mixed messages. And ns don’t want to get too political here, but I will say this: Just due to the fact that it’s not hatched, doesn’t typical it’s not alive. Kids should be raised to respect every life, including baby chickens.”


“I finally worked out on ‘The Lemongrass Tofu Banh Mi burgess Dance.’ Sure, it can be a little of a mouthful, yet so what? I’d fairly hear—and see—kids struggling through a mouthful of vegetables fare 보다 mindlessly chanting around ‘hot dogs’ just because it rolls turn off the tongue a little much more smoothly.”

“Although ns not sure I’ll ever have the ability to say those words there is no choking a little. Hot dog. Pfft. Hot, indeed. Straight from the fiery pits of hell.”

If you’d like to add your name to Verr’s petition, friend can find it at www.saynotohotdogs.com.

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